From a series of text messages exchanged with Lexi:
Lexi: hahaha, oh jesus. you guysssss. my bio TA looks like jarrod w dorky haircut. and prob smaller penis.
Me: hahaha. jarrod did have a large pork sword. ew, i cringe thinking about that douchebag. you have a bio class? what, are you considering a career in pharmaceuticals now? Sweet! I'll get a discount on prenatial vitamins.
*** No, I am not pregnant!***
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
And you may ask yourself-well, how did I get here?
but really, how did you get here??
I am Taylor.
Maybe I'm your friend, maybe you don't know me, regardless....
I like Diet Coke, sleeping in, Ryan Adams, a nice Sunday brunch, playing brick breaker on my blackberry while riding the subway,driving, coastal fog, Jerry Maguire,football, go fish and those skittles that come in the purple packaging, I think they are berry flavored.
I will always tell you what I think and I don't like brussel sprouts or girls with bad intentions. I've never been good with numbers or saying no to hairdressers but I enjoy the challenge. Most weekends I hibernate and only leave my apartment if there is something I really want to do. I know a lot of random facts about random things but I don't know how to tie my shoe without making 2 loops that most people call rabbit ears. I had my best friend make me a fake id so I could get a tattoo when I was 16. When I was in the 6th grade I covered my desk with pictures of George Strait or was it Pierce Brosnan? Either way, I kept inventory of what pictures I had on an index card, also displayed on my desk. You might think I'm weird but I'm just being honest.
I am Taylor.
Maybe I'm your friend, maybe you don't know me, regardless....
I like Diet Coke, sleeping in, Ryan Adams, a nice Sunday brunch, playing brick breaker on my blackberry while riding the subway,driving, coastal fog, Jerry Maguire,football, go fish and those skittles that come in the purple packaging, I think they are berry flavored.
I will always tell you what I think and I don't like brussel sprouts or girls with bad intentions. I've never been good with numbers or saying no to hairdressers but I enjoy the challenge. Most weekends I hibernate and only leave my apartment if there is something I really want to do. I know a lot of random facts about random things but I don't know how to tie my shoe without making 2 loops that most people call rabbit ears. I had my best friend make me a fake id so I could get a tattoo when I was 16. When I was in the 6th grade I covered my desk with pictures of George Strait or was it Pierce Brosnan? Either way, I kept inventory of what pictures I had on an index card, also displayed on my desk. You might think I'm weird but I'm just being honest.
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